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Old 04-22-2009, 11:03 AM   #1
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Default Happy Earth Day!

I live in one of the greenest cities in the nation and I have done and will do jack shit for earth day. I'm a terrible hippy.
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:09 AM   #2
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I hate the earth, let it burn
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:16 AM   #3
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I'm not sure what I'll do differently but I do a lot of green things already. I just wish more people would consider doing even one small thing.
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:23 AM   #4
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DRILL DRILL DRILL!!!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:32 AM   #5
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:37 AM   #6
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I just took a gas guzzling jet from Central NY to Atlanta and sat in traffic for over an hour burning gas
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:06 PM   #7
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I'm going to make it a point to find one of the Greenpeace people who stop you on the street and try to get you to sign up or donate, and make them cry.

I want to make one of these idiots cry or at least extract the biggest "Huh...I don't know how to react to what your saying because it's not in the program" look from them.

I want to politely, stare into the eyes of a typical hypocrite living a lifestyle of excessive consumption, all while wearing the brand new "Think green" t-shirt, and place my recyclables in the normal trash and normal trash in the recyclables.

I want to force all the little college kids, on their happy little journey of consumerist spending...brand new iphone, safe practical SUV purchased by mommy and daddy, latest styles and trends as the write on facebook "Idiot is saving the earth by saving 4000 calories \planting a but nugget into a squirrel so that they can spread seeds " into obsessive bouts of writing angst poetry.

Earth Day should be renamed to Ignorant FuckNut day and the month should be named "Failed Education System Month".

I don't blame some of the people behind this resorting to marketing strategies to bring awareness but Jesus Christ fucking a Hippo with a soda bottle does these fucking "Save the Earth" days bring out annoying jackholes. I have grown somewhat immune to the all the catch phrases and stupidity resulting from the current "Think green" fad but to be bombarded by it in concentrated form is enough to give you migraines.

I'm going to put together a little list of "Earth Day\Think Green" fails

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I though green so I bought a Prius\VW Diesel\ (Fail)
I'm saving the earth by recyling these water bottles (double fucking fail)
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Then compile them for a T-Shirt that says "Save the Planet!! Allow 3 Billion people to die!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:09 PM   #8
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JC, something you want to tell us?
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:10 PM   #9
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i just want to know why evolutionists are so against extinction. If you really believed darwin was right let em die numbnuts
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:12 PM   #10
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The other day I accidentally vented a whole bunch of R134A into the atmosphere...Whoops...

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