Torture... How would you do it?

Rider · 04-22-2009, 02:27 PM

Ok with all this talk of torturing terrorists, if you were going to torture someone, how would you do it?

Me? I'd use a potato skin peeler and slice off a small section of skin one at a time until they told me everything I wanted to know. If they still withheld information or just plain didn't know, I would slowly remove every last bit of skin until they bled to death.

Yeah I know, I'm a sadistic son of a bitch.

Trip · 04-22-2009, 02:29 PM

depends on the enemy and their beliefs.

Rider · 04-22-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

depends on the enemy and their beliefs.

So if they were Muslim would you rub the bottom of your bare feet on them? Touch them your your right hand?

pauldun170 · 04-22-2009, 02:32 PM

I'd force them to listen to a 20 something Female from Westchester NY talk about "fashion" to her friend on her cell phone on a train where everyone else is sleeping.

neebelung · 04-22-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

depends on the enemy and their beliefs.

True....

Hmmm... I like some sort of abrasion -- electric sander maybe? Just take off a very fine layer of skin, sorta like when you scrape your knee, just so it stings, but they don't bleed. Then take your pick of any acidic accoutrment - lemon juice is cheap and readily available.

FWIW, I'd also employ this treatment for anyone who harms children.

goof2 · 04-22-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

So if they were Muslim would you rub the bottom of your bare feet on them? Touch them your your right hand?

Transfuse pig blood in to them and promise to bury them with pigs if they die. I would think a guarantee that they will not make it to "heaven" would motivate a religious zealot.

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

I'd force them to listen to a 20 something Female from Westchester NY talk about "fashion" to her friend on her cell phone on a train where everyone else is sleeping.

Now that is just too cruel. We aren't monsters.

Trip · 04-22-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

So if they were Muslim would you rub the bottom of your bare feet on them? Touch them your your right hand?

the hand thing isn't cause of religion, it's cause of shit on their hand from not having toilet paper.

lauralynne · 04-22-2009, 02:55 PM

torture someone who deserved it?
*Hypothetically*
Create an online Identity
IM said evil person
chat them up
forge a relationship
buy a cell phone with a phone number from fictitional city
start chatting on phone
convince him (or her...hypothetical) to come visit you (and maybe his kids who live nearby)
break up with him
turn down marriage proposal
tell him your pregnant
turn down another marriage proposal
break his heart and leave him crying
share the entire process with all your friends and family so they can laugh along with you through the 8 months of 'torture'
finalize divorce and live Happily ever after.

Living well IS the best revenge

*hypothetically*

VatorMan · 04-22-2009, 02:59 PM

A full day of listening to Nickelback ought to do it.

Rider · 04-22-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lauralynne

torture someone who deserved it?
*Hypothetically*
Create an online Identity
IM said evil person
chat them up
forge a relationship
buy a cell phone with a phone number from fictitional city
start chatting on phone
convince him (or her...hypothetical) to come visit you (and maybe his kids who live nearby)
break up with him
turn down marriage proposal
tell him your pregnant
turn down another marriage proposal
break his heart and leave him crying
share the entire process with all your friends and family so they can laugh along with you through the 8 months of 'torture'
finalize divorce and live Happily ever after.

Living well IS the best revenge

*hypothetically*

Somehow this doesn't sound hypothetical....

04-22-2009, 02:27 PM	#1
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Torture... How would you do it? Ok with all this talk of torturing terrorists, if you were going to torture someone, how would you do it? Me? I'd use a potato skin peeler and slice off a small section of skin one at a time until they told me everything I wanted to know. If they still withheld information or just plain didn't know, I would slowly remove every last bit of skin until they bled to death. Yeah I know, I'm a sadistic son of a bitch.

04-22-2009, 02:55 PM	#8
lauralynne 667:Neighbor of the Beast Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Everett WA Moto: VTR1000, SV650, FZR400, CRF150 Posts: 1,403	torture someone who deserved it? Hypothetically Create an online Identity IM said evil person chat them up forge a relationship buy a cell phone with a phone number from fictitional city start chatting on phone convince him (or her...hypothetical) to come visit you (and maybe his kids who live nearby) break up with him turn down marriage proposal tell him your pregnant turn down another marriage proposal break his heart and leave him crying share the entire process with all your friends and family so they can laugh along with you through the 8 months of 'torture' finalize divorce and live Happily ever after. Living well IS the best revenge hypothetically __________________ WMRRA's slowest Expert! triathalete, mom, racer, rider, friend, sister, wife - all in one tidy package! Married my best friend 8/30/09

04-22-2009, 02:59 PM	#9
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	A full day of listening to Nickelback ought to do it.