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Old 02-05-2011, 10:47 PM   #1
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Old 02-06-2011, 01:04 PM   #3
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one of my favorite childhood fantasies. To tear the shit outta the greens and fairways on an enduro.
Right up there with my wish to go cart all over a shopping mall's waxed up pretty floor...
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one of my favorite childhood fantasies. To tear the shit outta the greens and fairways on an enduro.
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Why? Why would you want to ruin a golf course when theres plenty of places to ride where you can tear up all the shit you want?

I fucking hate people who drive their golf carts onto the green, never mind the assholes who get on it with quads and dirtbikes at night, just to be assholes.
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Its like new fallen snow, virgin earth, you just want to drift all over it...
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Old 02-06-2011, 03:46 PM   #6
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Why? Why would you want to ruin a golf course when theres plenty of places to ride where you can tear up all the shit you want?

I fucking hate people who drive their golf carts onto the green, never mind the assholes who get on it with quads and dirtbikes at night, just to be assholes.
Because, golf is a douchebag sport. To destroy a pristine golf course would be awesome.
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Because, golf is a douchebag sport. To destroy a pristine golf course would be awesome.
Fuck that.
I just park my busted ass golf cart real close to the fancy Cadillac carts.
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I just park my busted ass golf cart real close to the fancy Cadillac carts.
Fuck that I just ride my bike through the naturally formed dune style jumps called sand pits
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I thought golfers loved challenging hazards? What could be more challenging than a rutted green?
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Old 02-06-2011, 04:29 PM   #10
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Because, golf is a douchebag sport. To destroy a pristine golf course would be awesome.


Dont you make huge christmas light displays? Whats anymore douchey than that?
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