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Old 12-09-2008, 08:28 PM   #1
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I had a dream last night that you were pregnant and trying to hide it from everyone.
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:42 PM   #2
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Did you impregnate her?
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:42 PM   #3
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Most awkward thread EVAR
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:49 PM   #4
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I keep telling her she is pregnant!
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:54 PM   #5
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I had a dream last night that I fucked a girl in the ass that belongs on one of our local forums. Dead serious. It wasn't a bad dream.
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Old 12-09-2008, 09:24 PM   #6
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Did you impregnate her?

I haven't seen her since Indy, and I couldn't even get close enough to her while there.
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Old 12-09-2008, 09:38 PM   #7
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I haven't seen her since Indy, and I couldn't even get close enough to her while there.
In the dream dumbass.
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Old 12-09-2008, 09:59 PM   #8
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In the dream dumbass.

Sorry, I'm a little slow tonight. No, I didn't impregnate her. She and Ebbs were up here with several other bikers and we were all riding some of the curvy roads around here. Hell, I even had a bike in the dream.
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:01 PM   #9
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Sorry, I'm a little slow tonight. No, I didn't impregnate her. She and Ebbs were up here with several other bikers and we were all riding some of the curvy roads around here. Hell, I even had a bike in the dream.
sweet... I'll take the blame!
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:16 PM   #10
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I found a porno with some chick the looks just like Rae the other day... If I wasn't such a pervert and didn't already download another 50 or 60 videos on top of the couple thousand I have, I'd find it and post it for everyone...
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