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Old 12-26-2008, 04:18 PM   #1
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Default What was once a computer...

is now a paperweight.

i was having problems with my microphone jack on my laptop so dell decided to send me a whole new motherboard. the technician installs it and it does not work, so she puts the old one back in, powers it up a blue light glows and then... poof, nothing works. she thinks it was a short and i think i deserve a public ass kissing from michael dell
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Old 12-26-2008, 04:21 PM   #2
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Sounds like my laptop. POS! I got tired of fighting it one night and threw it into a wall. Then I realized what all I still needed off the hard disk and regretted the whole fragmented thing.
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Old 12-26-2008, 04:25 PM   #3
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luckily i have dell replacing every little thing my heart desires until 2011. so if it means that i'll have a mountain of laptops in shipping boxes by that time, so be it.
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:32 PM   #4
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not sure about the whole ass homo thing... but they will probably get you a new laptop.
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:38 PM   #5
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they're going to slap a new motherboard in there and see if that works, if it doesnt then i'm out of a computer for a week
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Old 12-29-2008, 01:28 PM   #6
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it work?
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Old 12-29-2008, 01:31 PM   #7
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my indow is between now and 2:00 so i'll let you know when i'm off of this evil computer
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Old 12-29-2008, 01:41 PM   #8
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my indow is between now and 2:00 so i'll let you know when i'm off of this evil computer
hopefully they'll fix your "W" key too
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Old 12-29-2008, 01:45 PM   #9
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that's a problem on my bastard computer
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Old 12-29-2008, 03:18 PM   #10
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Both my old laptop and 2 desktops decided to destroy themselves during my last move.

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