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Old 03-27-2009, 10:46 AM   #1
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Default Love - Marriage advice/quotes.

I have a couple of friends who got married and love poetry.

I wanted to put something really special in their card (so it has to be *somewhat* short-ish).

I've done searches and the best i've come up with is.....okay apparently I lost that sticky note so I'm back to square one again.

Of course I can google but I wanted to know if anyone had any quotes or poems that they particularly liked when it came to love/marriage, etc.
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Old 03-27-2009, 10:55 AM   #2
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Oh, man, you really don't want my take on marriage right now.
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Old 03-27-2009, 11:06 AM   #6
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Thanks for being helpful ya bunch of smartasses!
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Old 03-27-2009, 11:15 AM   #7
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Old 03-27-2009, 11:37 AM   #9
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I found an awesome blog post by Paolo Coelho yesterday regarding various forms of love... but it's not short. I'll do some looking around in my free time today and see if I can't come up with something for you.
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Kell
I'm still working on it but here is a rough draft.

When you hold one another
A dream realized
Friends become lovers
passion and lust
become compassion and trust
The look in your eyes
as time passes..love emphasized.....
until you have kids
then he'll get fat
and she'll turn into a bitch
he'll bang his coworker "Kat"
and she'll blow her friend Mitch
divorce seems unlikely
until she hits 45
she'll file for half..former wifee
"To begin a new life"
He'll see the kids on weekends
and say high to mitch
She's moved in with her former friend
fucking cocksucking bitch


Congratulations!!!
I love you guys and have a long happy life together
Kelly
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