What to do in case of a bear attack

derf · 07-05-2010, 02:49 PM

All you need to know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbsnGVWmI1M

Particle Man · 07-05-2010, 03:27 PM

"polar bears you hand sunglasses and a coke"

derf · 07-05-2010, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

"polar bears you hand sunglasses and a coke"

Sounds reasonable to me

101lifts2 · 07-10-2010, 02:45 AM

hahaha shits funny.

Dave · 07-10-2010, 01:08 PM

just hanging out

gavilan · 07-11-2010, 11:32 AM

Too funny.

I remember hiking in the Rockies with my cousin, who was a park ranger at some point, and I was asking her what to do if we ran into bears. I don't think I got a very clear answer but when we got back home she gave me the book "When Bears Attack" and that was exactly it: there was no one right thing to do. Some bears would attack if you played dead, some would attack if you ran, etc etc

I gave up and figured, same as when you dive, you don't have to be faster than the bear... just faster than your hiking buddy

Captain Morgan · 07-11-2010, 12:41 PM

Birbiglia's pretty funny. I hear him on Bob and Tom quite often.

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gavilan Street Stunter Join Date: May 2010 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 71	Too funny. I remember hiking in the Rockies with my cousin, who was a park ranger at some point, and I was asking her what to do if we ran into bears. I don't think I got a very clear answer but when we got back home she gave me the book "When Bears Attack" and that was exactly it: there was no one right thing to do. Some bears would attack if you played dead, some would attack if you ran, etc etc I gave up and figured, same as when you dive, you don't have to be faster than the bear... just faster than your hiking buddy

07-11-2010, 12:41 PM	#7
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Birbiglia's pretty funny. I hear him on Bob and Tom quite often.