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Old 12-02-2008, 09:11 AM   #1
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Speak for yourself, dick. I worked straight through the weekend.
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Old 12-02-2008, 09:22 AM   #2
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Speak for yourself, dick. I worked straight through the weekend.
ya, I only had sunday off....but thanks
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Old 12-02-2008, 09:23 AM   #3
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ya, I only had sunday off....but thanks
I'm back to work tomorrow. Work sucks.
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Old 12-02-2008, 01:36 PM   #4
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As I adapt to the civilian side of life, I am amazed at the shear number of fucking idiots there are.

I am training a class today, and this 23 year guy tells me that he has a klx 650 dual sport, that will top out at 150mph. Then he goes on to tell me about all his "brushes with the MAN... you know the po-lice".

I just can't grasp the thought process of this guy. Now I have to write this long detailed report why this guy is not fit for duty..
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Old 12-02-2008, 01:42 PM   #5
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As I adapt to the civilian side of life, I am amazed at the shear number of fucking idiots there are.

I am training a class today, and this 23 year guy tells me that he has a klx 650 dual sport, that will top out at 150mph. Then he goes on to tell me about all his "brushes with the MAN... you know the po-lice".

I just can't grasp the thought process of this guy. Now I have to write this long detailed report why this guy is not fit for duty..
Let me assist you with a report that is both short and descriptive:

"KLX650 guy referred to authority figures as "The Man", clearly indicative of a cognitive capacity that is well below the minimal brainpower necessary to safely engage in active duty without being a detriment to himself and others around him."
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Old 12-02-2008, 01:43 PM   #6
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Let me assist you with a report that is both short and descriptive:

"KLX650 guy referred to authority figures as "The Man", clearly indicative of a cognitive capacity that is well below the minimal brainpower necessary to safely engage in active duty without being a detriment to himself and others around him."
Pretty much sums it up.
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Old 12-02-2008, 01:44 PM   #7
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That is good...I like it.... I guess "brain dead skull fuck" was a little harsh
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Old 12-02-2008, 01:52 PM   #8
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That is good...I like it.... I guess "brain dead skull fuck" was a little harsh
But really drives home the point.
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