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Old 02-20-2009, 09:00 AM   #1
Hondahugger
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Default F My Life!

http://www.fmylife.com/

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML


Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML


Today, I took a massive dump at work and proceeded to clog an industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she proceeded to run out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
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If you're trying to "do the right thing," you just do it. You don't base the decision on "Do I like that person? Do I not like that person?"
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