Screw that other Ultimate SUV thread

pauldun170 · 10-13-2009, 05:27 PM

this one has Whale Penis Leather

http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russ...-penis-leather

z06boy · 10-13-2009, 05:45 PM

So I guess instead of airbags you just rub on it a little and it swells with protection ?

BobTheBiker · 10-13-2009, 06:11 PM

wow. just. WOW.

shmike · 10-13-2009, 06:14 PM

Coming soon to a hip-hop video near you...

RACER X · 10-15-2009, 03:43 PM

So you might ask yourself, just how big is a whale's member that you would even think of harvesting it for leather?
For all you goober gazers here's a pic of a Killer whale in full glory and some Gray whales.

Couldn't find any pics but reportedly the Rorqual whale's junk can be 10 ft. long with a diameter of up to 1 ft.

Kerry_129 · 10-15-2009, 08:11 PM

Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?"

A. "Send down four skin-divers"

Riceaholic · 10-16-2009, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerry_129

Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?"

A. "Send down four skin-divers"

The comments were killin' me...

Antwanny · 10-16-2009, 09:54 PM

Ill only buy it if it features some kind of whale penis

CasterTroy · 10-17-2009, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antwanny

Ill only buy it if it features some kind of whale penis

Thats signature worthy

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z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	So I guess instead of airbags you just rub on it a little and it swells with protection ?

10-13-2009, 06:11 PM	#3
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	wow. just. WOW.

10-15-2009, 08:11 PM	#6
Kerry_129 Semi-reformed Squid Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 531	Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?" A. "Send down four skin-divers"

10-16-2009, 09:54 PM	#8
Antwanny WERA White Plate Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,047	Ill only buy it if it features some kind of whale penis