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Old 06-12-2008, 05:10 PM   #1
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Nope. German foreign exchange student who was living with my parents though. Over christmas break, the night before she left.
I screwed some german chicks when I was in Germany, but exchange student, man thats the shit every teenage boy dreams of... good prick

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Old 06-12-2008, 06:49 PM   #2
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I screwed some german chicks when I was in Germany, but exchange student, man thats the shit every teenage boy dreams of... good prick





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I was scared as hell, as it was in her bedroom downstairs.
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:29 PM   #3
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My sister got a german exchange student that wanted me. Only problem was she was built like a man, smelled like ass, and really really scared me. She would never take showers and would hide her clothes so my mom couldn't wash them. She was really gross.
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:37 PM   #4
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My parents student was like 5'2, 100 lbs, DDs. Hot as hell and didn't smell bad.
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T Rock that sounds like my kinda German
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T Rock that sounds like my kinda German
Here is a picture of her with my parents.
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:22 PM   #7
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