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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
Posts: 3,696
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Female: I love when you ask to borrow my truck, use up ALL of my gas, hand me the keys and say, “the gas light came on, you might want to gas it up…” I just flippin love that.
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12-10-2009, 01:27 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
Posts: 3,696
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Female: My car has a light that flashes 'slip'. Like I may be unaware that I'm slipping as I slide into the light pole.
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12-10-2009, 04:10 PM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 7,146
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Mine: "Sex turns gay people straight and gay people into Mexicans. Everyone goes down a notch." Male: An enclosed garage is not the place to hook up a siren on the gocart!!!! Female: The sun needs to stop tricking me. |
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12-10-2009, 06:01 PM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
Posts: 10,799
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Here are 2 of my fav's from todays selection
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12-11-2009, 06:31 PM
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Kneedragger
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Alaska
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1
Posts: 5,962
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 All the guys in the warehouse here call her Larry Gaga. Here's a selection from today.... Quote:
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12-15-2009, 02:18 PM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 7,146
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All of mine are either about finals or christmas break.
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12-15-2009, 03:55 PM
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The cows want you dead.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 2,087
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I don't know what his status says, but a friend of mine told me that my ex is posting up the things I am getting our son for Christmas as if he bought them. LOSER!
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12-15-2009, 04:00 PM
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667:Neighbor of the Beast
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Everett WA
Moto: VTR1000, SV650, FZR400, CRF150
Posts: 1,403
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I have a friend that every single post every single day includes something about her boyfriend Anthony Flores and how she's going to be happy forever, love of her life, can't live without him. Including the "My divorce papers are being filed today - I'm going to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend Anthony Flores"
I GET that you're happy. But wow. what happens if Anthony Flores leaves you? You will have nothing to do or talk about apparently. I'll post it up later tonight - it's hillarious.
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Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
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FEMALE: Just broke up with jeff, goin out a gettin me some!!!!!!!!!!
(i'm jeff and i havent heard a damn thing about it) FEMALE: A Maxim magazine came to my office, my one boss threw it on my desk and said "Here, you have this, you like to look at this stuff, and we cant put this in the waiting room." He still thinks im a raging dykeaholic. Awesome... (she always has the best statuses)
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