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Old 12-10-2009, 10:05 AM   #1
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FEMALE: I will say I am proud of myself that I have certain standards now that I will not allow myself to be weak or "feel bad" for your situation...if you can't give me what I deserve, then it is not good enough...it amazes me still to see how some women think they have that "prize" and as someone once told me...he will never...
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:10 AM   #2
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:17 AM   #3
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:21 AM   #4
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Female: Just heard a live commercial for a laser hair removal that said "average woman spends 63 hours a week shaving", I think they meant to say minutes. If you are spending 63 hours a week shaving your not a woman you are a Sasquatch
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:24 AM   #5
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Female: has no idea what happened to our mail. Put it in the mailbox...later saw the wind blew the mailbox lid open...went to shut it and saw no mail was in there...thought the mailman got it but then saw him coming to our street 30 minutes later...chased him down the road in my PJ's, socks, and messy bed head, only to find that he did not get our mail...it's not on the streets or the neighboring streets or yards...WHERE IS IT!!
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:28 AM   #6
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Female: Just heard a live commercial for a laser hair removal that said "average woman spends 63 hours a week shaving", I think they meant to say minutes. If you are spending 63 hours a week shaving your not a woman you are a Sasquatch
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:28 AM   #7
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Male: Hugo Gunnar (GlennHoddlefootballGod)Hellström ett år idag!!!!!



Female: thinks her undramatic, predictable, idyllic life is just about perfect.
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:29 AM   #8
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Some days I really love my job. This boy spent the next few minutes correcting everyone that said "he."
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Old 12-10-2009, 12:17 PM   #9
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Zlicius:What do you get an 11 year old boy for christmas?
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:06 PM   #10
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FEMALE: Just had some crazy ass women call my cell phone like 50 times and then ask me why I was sleeping w her husband and letting him use my cell phone to call home? Really ?? And when I told her she had the wrong number she called me a cracker and hung up on me. Now she won't stop calling me. AHH...For the record.. I am NO...T sleeping w a married man but I am a cracker.

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