My Pear - Page 2

pauldun170 · 04-15-2010, 11:49 PM

Ok, I found the pair in the passenger seat of my car. It fell out of my bag.

Tsunami · 04-16-2010, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I can't understand why Paul eats rabbit food at work.

Does he work at a pet store? Is he lactose intolerant?

I'm torn between telling him where his pear is, or mailing him a candied ham.

JC

I eat rabbit food too but feel free to send me some bacon.

askmrjesus · 04-16-2010, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Ok, I found the pair in the passenger seat of my car. It fell out of my bag.

Well that's just wonderful.

WTF are we supposed to do with all these milk cartons?

JC

pauldun170 · 04-16-2010, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Well that's just wonderful.

WTF are we supposed to do with all these milk cartons?

JC

Don't give them to me
I'm lactose intolerant.

askmrjesus · 04-16-2010, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Don't give them to me
I'm lactose intolerant.

I knew it!

JC

Particle Man · 04-16-2010, 12:34 PM

Bluestreak · 04-16-2010, 04:06 PM

LeeNetworX · 04-18-2010, 04:19 PM

This story is worthless unless you tell me WHAT kind of pear it was.

Homeslice · 04-18-2010, 04:27 PM

FUck pears, they get mushy too quickly

LeeNetworX · 04-18-2010, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice

FUck pears, they get mushy too quickly

Stop fucking them and you'll stop mushing them. Try a watermelon instead, it should hold up better.

04-16-2010, 12:34 PM	#16
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	__________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

04-16-2010, 04:06 PM	#17
Bluestreak What? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Moto: Dirt Posts: 578	__________________ Lean till you see sparks. If they are coming from your pegs you are doing good. If they are coming from you tank, you've just gained wisdom... Wisdom usually hurts.

04-18-2010, 04:19 PM	#18
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	This story is worthless unless you tell me WHAT kind of pear it was.

04-18-2010, 04:27 PM	#19
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	FUck pears, they get mushy too quickly