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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
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Could have sworn I brought a pear to work today, I even vague recall seeing it prior to lunch.
I cannot find it. Did I imagine I brought it? did one of these new asshats floating around the office grab it off my desk? who are these fuckheads anyway. they dobn't even look you in the eye when you pass them in the hallway. I brought my bag of strawberries. My banana. My little bag of snacky cereal whatever wheat-thing-o-mo-stuffy delicio-oso My teabag (when you bring your own, there is no peer pressure to accept someone elses teabag - A serious concern when you work in NYC) No pear I was looking forward to my pear now it is gone. On top of that, Trip is anti-nipple. This day is just took a dive. Unless I find my pear. Then the work day would have ended on a good note. well not really because I'm gonna have my banana now. If I have a pear right after that I'm gonna feel a bit on the full side. So fuck you pear. |
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Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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So you're saying you don't have a pair?
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
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Check your anus.
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Pug Queen
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Moto: DR200, SV650
Posts: 2,486
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I don't understand when people steal other people's lunches.
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My balls, your chin
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
Posts: 1,917
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I agree, fuck your pear.
Let's get to the rat killing....what is this anti nipple sentiment?
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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I am anti one of you bastards letting your kids on here and finding nipples and then trying to sue my ass. Fuck you and your little kids if you are out there person planning to sue me.
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Imported from Detroit
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Michigan
Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R
Posts: 989
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Teabagged by a pear thief....
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR
Posts: 3,392
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Did you leave your pair at home today?
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Hopster
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R
Posts: 4,743
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My girlfriend prefers when I bring this pear
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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I can't understand why Paul eats rabbit food at work.
Does he work at a pet store? Is he lactose intolerant? I'm torn between telling him where his pear is, or mailing him a candied ham. JC
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