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Old 12-01-2011, 09:52 AM   #1
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Old 12-01-2011, 09:58 AM   #2
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Old 12-01-2011, 10:15 AM   #3
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Old 12-01-2011, 10:24 AM   #4
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Old 12-01-2011, 10:32 AM   #5
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his cousin in the replies:
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Old 12-01-2011, 11:07 AM   #6
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I don't even have words for this. I can't decide if I want to laugh or cry because of the lows humanity has reached.
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Old 12-01-2011, 11:14 AM   #7
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^^^ Haters gonna Hate.

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Old 12-01-2011, 02:38 PM   #8
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Old 12-01-2011, 02:59 PM   #9
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Old 12-01-2011, 03:10 PM   #10
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The tard is extra strong with this one...
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