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Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass
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http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id...NewsNum%3D1117
News 9/7/2008 One Legged Man Wins Ass Kicking Competition By Kris Not normally a threat to kick some ass... Towanda, PA - Long has it been popular in US culture to likely something improbable to "a one-legged man winning an ass-kicking competition". After this past weekend, this phrase may have to be retired. The 34-year-old Towanda resident John Kelly didn't have a lot of expectations when he entered the 4th Annual City Ass-Kicking Contest on account of his missing appendage. "My whole life people have been telling me I couldn't kick ass," Bob told Smooth Operator. "Even more so after I lost my leg in a tragic vending machine accident." Yet kick ass is just what Bob did, defeating all five competitors he faced, including reigning champion Terry Jones. "The speed, the agility... suffice to say, this guy would kick even a three legged man's ass," said Jones shortly after relinquishing his crown which he had held for the past two years. "They say that when a man loses his sight or hearing, his other senses become heightened," said Bob. "In my case, losing one leg just made the other leg more ready to kick some serious ass." Following the competition, Bob said that he intends to travel to other towns and compete in their ass-kicking contests. He even admitted he might start taking names too. |
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Bring on the Zombies!
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A tragic vending machine accident? He got his leg torn off trying to get a snickers or what?
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Maybe he's the reason this sign exists.
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Bring on the Zombies!
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Only way I can think of it tipping over on me is if my snickers gets stuck how they do, and I am trying to rock it back and jar it loose, and it hits a wall, bounces forward and just keeps coming. Kinda out there though. I think it was probably a practical joke that ended badly, like when you tip of a portapotty and the guy inside drowns.
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Bring on the Zombies!
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Let's do another U-turn
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