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Old 06-27-2009, 07:54 AM   #11
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:50 AM   #12
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I don't know if this one is on there but I just got it this morning. I got a bunch yesterday but so far, this is the "worst!"


What will Farrah Fawcett and be getting for Christmas?

















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Old 06-28-2009, 12:50 AM   #13
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Reports of having a heart attack were not true, he was actually in the children's ward having a stroke.
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Old 06-28-2009, 02:38 AM   #14
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Tears for a fallen friend...
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:43 AM   #15
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When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:10 AM   #16
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Heard a bunch on the radio this morning - best one I've heard yet:

What were Jacko's last words?

Take me to the childeren's hospital.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:25 AM   #17
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