Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > News Desk

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-03-2010, 04:41 PM   #1
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default Guys, wanna turn on the ladies? Wear red...

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2...adies-wear-red
__________________
Insert free thought here.
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2010, 05:01 PM   #2
EpyonXero
AMA Supersport
 
EpyonXero's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Redneck Riviera, FL
Moto: 2003 VFR800f6
Posts: 2,531
Default

Red is my favorite color but I dont wear a lot of red clothing.
__________________
EpyonXero is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2010, 05:04 PM   #3
Homeslice
Elitist
 
Homeslice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area
Moto: Gix 750
Posts: 11,351
Default

Eh, I dunno..........I don't think bright red looks good on your average white guy
Homeslice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2010, 05:04 PM   #4
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default

I'm just glad I'm an above-average white guy.

...Off to get some more red shirts...
__________________
Insert free thought here.
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2010, 05:29 PM   #5
defector
My balls, your chin
 
defector's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
Posts: 1,917
Default

The red shirt on the dude in your avatar proves it. Can you imagine how retarded he would look wearing another color shirt?
__________________
Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.
defector is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2010, 05:30 PM   #6
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default

Right? Proof fucking positive, right there...
__________________
Insert free thought here.
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2010, 12:53 AM   #7
Smittie61984
I give Squids a bad name
 
Smittie61984's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
Default

This is one of those risk/reward things. Your reward for wearing red is endless amounts of pussy (especially when you pop your collar for more surface area). The risk is that you'll get killed by a bull.
__________________
lifts - R.I.P.
Smittie61984 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2010, 01:02 AM   #8
101lifts2
WSB Champion
 
101lifts2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R
Posts: 5,570
Default

Ladies are turned on by good looks. What the dude wears is really irrelevant.
__________________
Train Hard

Ron Paul - 2012

Mark of Excellence
GM
101lifts2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2010, 01:03 AM   #9
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Smittie61984 View Post
This is one of those risk/reward things. Your reward for wearing red is endless amounts of pussy (especially when you pop your collar for more surface area). The risk is that you'll get killed by a bull.

That's the first [intentionally] funny thing you've ever said.

I'd laugh, but I'm in shock.
__________________
Insert free thought here.
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:59 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.