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Old 12-09-2010, 12:50 PM   #1
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Default Constipated with diarrhea...

FML...

Just thought I'd share... I am constipated, but I have that burning in my bowels that sometimes wakes me up in the middle of the night causing me to spray the toilet bowl... I've pooped 4 times today, diarrhea each time... and yet I always feel like I still have a lot more pooping to do when I'm done.

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Old 12-09-2010, 12:51 PM   #2
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Woot. Don't blow your bowels out your anus trying to clear yourself out
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:29 PM   #3
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:33 PM   #4
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have a bran muffin for breakfast, then you'll know the pipes are empty by lunch. then start eating cheese with lunch and dinner. LOL
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:42 PM   #5
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When you have IBS. Then you can complain..
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:46 PM   #6
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Just hope its not a smal bowel obstruction. can have some diarrhea with that and its very serious as in you may need emergent surgery.
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:47 PM   #7
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Just hope its not a smal bowel obstruction. can have some diarrhea with that and its very serious as in you may need emergent surgery.


When I read the title, that;s the 1st thing i thought too.
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:49 PM   #8
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When I read the title, that;s the 1st thing i thought too.
You dont see it much in younger people esp if they havent had prior abdominal surgery, but had 2 in the ER that fit that bill so I always keep it in mind.
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Old 12-09-2010, 02:07 PM   #9
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Ah, Round up all the old farts in a thread about going to the bathroom...
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Old 12-09-2010, 02:17 PM   #10
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Time for a good home enema
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