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Mature 4 11.11%
Sophomoric 2 5.56%
welcome to recess, bitch! 7 19.44%
wah wah my bottle isnt warm enough 5 13.89%
i didn't bother to read the thread and the whore that is tater's ex wife is calling me to give her sloppy seconds. 18 50.00%
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:48 PM   #1
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Hello, I am mystery person.
here are some facts about me.
read them and then vote how mature you would rank me.

i post in a public social networking site like Facebook all day long.

on this website i will post public polls on people i dont speak to anymore, totally unprovoked , very rude and personal "polls" like for example:

a)mystery person posted a poll about you. Do you think XXX has a personality disorder? - Yes or No

b)mystery person posted a poll about you. Do you think XXX is attractive? - Yes or No

c)mystery person posted a poll about you. Do you think XXX has ever watched porn? - Yes or No

these polls are right on the profile for all to see. both mine and the subject's

while i am at it, i LOVE to E-stalk, especially when it comes to keeping my close friends and lovers in check.

i play apps on myspace like "hotties for sale"

I choose which of my significant other's friends he/she is allowed to see.

i mind-fuck said significant other to do my bidding, such as house and feed me.

i pose like i am a biker, but have no bike.

i update my facebook status, literally every 2 hours, like someone, anyone, anyone at all out there gives a shit.

i pretend to hate people with a passion, but end up emulating their exact phrases and sounding just like them.

i am all about PDA's. that is short for public displays of affection with my S.O. this is so everyone knows who is my territory.

I am all about making sure everyone thinks i hate PDA's and when some person of the same gender who is, younger, thinner, and more attractive does it off to the side of a party, i make sure to make HUGE deal out of it. and let everyone know what a skank-whore-skeeze-slut that bitch is. at least the next 5 get-togethers will have photographic evidence of myself perpetrating the same crime.

Even when i get invited to parties by lots of different people for over a year, when it is time to throw the surprise party for my S.O. who everyone is friends with, i will not invite 80% of his close friends, because they rub me the wrong way.

when nobody responds to my un-funny posts, i cant take the hint nobody likes me, and start recruiting my "REAL" friends for the impending WARRRRRRR over my affection.

then i love to project my feelings that other people think about me onto them first so it appears that i am the clever one.
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:50 PM   #2
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That was just a funny read...

Ummm...11 but given the ability to mind bend others, a 13?
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:53 PM   #3
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IS this your gay lover?
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:54 PM   #4
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I voted for welcome to recess, bitch
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:55 PM   #5
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WTF?
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:56 PM   #6
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"I vaguely remember fucking a loaded baked potato" is the single best option in this history of voting.
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:10 PM   #7
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WTF?
What she said. I suspect I am missing some details here, and am probably ok with that.
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:12 PM   #8
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Just reading that killed brain cells. This ain't myspace, dude... save the e-drama for your bff.
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:13 PM   #9
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"I vaguely remember fucking a loaded baked potato" is the single best option in this history of voting.


Tater's whore of an ex-wife has been replaced.

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What she said. I suspect I am missing some details here, and am probably ok with that.
Ditto here! I also suspect the person in question is on this site and will see this thread... so someone pass the popcorn.
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Old 02-17-2009, 05:22 PM   #10
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Love the baked potato one
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