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Old 02-23-2009, 11:35 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Best friggin' $12 I ever spent

Good Cook safe-cut can opener. NEVER slips off the can like cheap-shit openers, NEVER needs cleaning because the blade never touches the can's contents, and NEVER produces sharp edges.

Yeah I know, turn in my man card, but you know what, fuck the haters.

Available in a Target or grocery store near you
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:36 PM   #2
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Good Cook safe-cut can opener. NEVER slips off the can like cheap-shit openers, NEVER needs cleaning because the blade never touches the can's contents, and NEVER produces sharp edges.

Yeah I know, turn in my man card, but you know what, fuck the haters.

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Just tell everyone that you got it for the beer bottle opener!
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:13 AM   #3
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Just tell everyone that you got it for the beer bottle opener!
nah that's what this little guy is for
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:14 AM   #4
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:17 AM   #5
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i thought this was going to be a story about getting a really cheap hooker on her first day
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:22 AM   #6
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I like that one!
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:49 AM   #7
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i thought this was going to be a story about getting a really cheap hooker on her first day
bwahahahah
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:08 AM   #8
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i thought this was going to be a story about getting a really cheap hooker on her first day
if that was the case I would have at least rounded it up to $15 for her
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if that was the case I would have at least rounded it up to $15 for her
doing that is how you take a first timer turning tricks to get by into a greedy ass ho
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:05 PM   #10
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i've got about the same can opener, that son of a bitch sure can open a can!


that's about as excited as i can get about it, but it does function well
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