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Old 04-08-2009, 08:11 PM   #1
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Default Oral sex linked to throat cancer

The last thing I needed to hear.

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Old 04-08-2009, 08:15 PM   #2
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Well apparently anything you put in your mouth leads to cancer...

And let's not forget everything you do, touch, taste, hear, feel, sense, or ever even heard of, causes cancer too. Let's face it, 1 out of 3, if not more, American's will get and most likely die from cancer.

But I'm not living in a box, I'll enjoy what I want when I want.
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:23 PM   #3
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Oh well. Breathing leads to cancer these days.

Eff it.
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:24 PM   #4
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Fuck no, I'm not giving up oral.. giving or receiving it.

I'll take my chances.
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:27 PM   #5
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Fuck no, I'm not giving up oral.. giving or receiving it.

I'll take my chances.
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:33 PM   #6
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Fuck no, I'm not giving up oral.. giving or receiving it.

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Old 04-08-2009, 09:36 PM   #7
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You have no idea! She's totally a keeper!
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:25 PM   #8
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Ah, yes. I'd like a side order of cancer with my eat out. Thank you.
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:27 PM   #9
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....that sucks
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Great. Something else for my wife to throw at me.
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