Metal Detector

[HurricaneHeather]

I'm sad to report that my first time being metal detected with the metal in my leg was a non-issue.

Went to an air show at the naval base and that little wand thingy barely made this little bitty chirp when passed over my leg.

That was not nearly as fun as i thought it would be

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I'm sad to report that my first time being metal detected with the metal in my leg was a non-issue.

Went to an air show at the naval base and that little wand thingy barely made this little bitty chirp when passed over my leg.

That was not nearly as fun as i thought it would be

if it was a newer unit they are actually pretty good about that kind of stuff... if you want fun, go to an older airport and hilarity will ensue

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

if it was a newer unit they are actually pretty good about that kind of stuff... if you want fun, go to an older airport and hilarity will ensue

I'll be flying DFW and MCI in July, so I will be testing their equipment. I really want it to like freak out because I have a note from the doctor, but I just want like sirens to go off and stuff. It'd be awesome!

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I'll be flying DFW and MCI in July, so I will be testing their equipment. I really want it to like freak out because I have a note from the doctor, but I just want like sirens to go off and stuff. It'd be awesome!

It won't be as fun once it happens

I had a whole regional airport freaking out because of a "container of organic material" in my carry-on... they called over bomb sniffing dogs, cops, the works... it was my fucking dollar store lint-bruch (the plastic tube with masking tape on it).

fucktards.

[ericr]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I'll be flying DFW and MCI in July, so I will be testing their equipment. I really want it to like freak out because I have a note from the doctor, but I just want like sirens to go off and stuff. It'd be awesome!

Just have the note handy so you can show it before they slam you on the floor Cavity search comes after the frisk

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by ericr

Just have the note handy so you can show it before they slam you on the floor Cavity search comes after the frisk

Yeah, I think the plan is: Shove note in face of first and every TSA I see and say it out loud 72 times before I walk through metal detector. Hopefully that will save me some trouble.

Mikey said he got strip searched several times after his surgery.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by ericr

Just have the note handy so you can show it before they slam you on the floor Cavity search comes after the frisk

Thats what I like, being slammed on the floor and getting my cavity searched, especially if its a big burly hunk of a security guard.

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by NONE_two_SOFT

Thats what I like, being slammed on the floor and getting my cavity searched, especially if its a big burly hunk of a security guard.

Gee....I wonder where Trip has been all day.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Gee....I wonder where Trip has been all day.

Behind me?

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Gee....I wonder where Trip has been all day.

hmmmmm