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Old 05-28-2009, 02:54 AM   #1
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Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your wallet or purse were once in a stripper's butt crack?



I didn't say it was a good thought, just a thought......
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:59 AM   #2
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like the one I used to buy cookies from the vending machine.

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Old 05-28-2009, 03:04 AM   #3
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Depends on if you licked your fingers when you finished the cookies.....
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Old 05-28-2009, 03:16 AM   #4
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I have thought about that oddly enough. And then thoughts wondered as to where else it might have been.. needless to say I'd rather pretend it's fresh from the factory.
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Hell, I'd rather pretend it's straight from a hot stripper's ass.
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Hell, I'd rather pretend it's straight from a hot stripper's ass.
A male stripper

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Old 05-28-2009, 07:20 AM   #8
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You know, I would never have thought of that if you didn't mention it. Thanks for ruining my morning, Tommy.
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Old 05-28-2009, 07:24 AM   #9
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You know, I would never have thought of that if you didn't mention it. Thanks for ruining my morning, Tommy.
Sorry, I am tired and surprisingly bored so the minds wandering and its showing some scary visuals. i think the smelly homeless guys caused dain brammage
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You know, I keep wondering why my wallet smells like cocoa butter
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